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Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day is kind of a sucky holiday when you’re single. Damned hearts. Damned roses. Damned chocolates. Damned couples. So we’ve compiled a list of eligible bachelorettes for your perusal … you know, to make you feel a little better about being a total loser dateless. Enjoy!
AMANDA SEYFRIED
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The “Mamma Mia” star, who once dated actor Ryan Phillippe and her “Mamma Mia” love interest Dominic Cooper, is single again after breaking it off with her real estate mogul bf Andrew Joblon at the end of last year.
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A source told Life & Style, “They’re definitely over. He celebrated New Year’s Eve in Aspen, Colorado and she wasn’t there! (The split) happened gradually over time. They still talk… (and) they are on great terms.”
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ZOOEY DESCHANEL
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She’s on the rebound from Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, and tons of rumors are floating around about Zooey’s love life – some say she is being courted by Katy Perry’s ex Russell Brand, and others claim she is dating Joseph Gordon Levitt.
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But she insists not. “I have known Joe Gordon-Levitt for going on 12 years,” she told the Huffington Post. “We first met in the summer of 2000 while doing a tiny movie called Manic, where we bonded over a mutual appreciation for Harry Nilsson and Nina Simone and I have been lucky enough to call him one of my dearest friends ever since.” OK then she’s ours!.
MILA KUNIS
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Macaulay Culkin’s ex is up for grabs, as far as we can tell.
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The “Friends With Benefits” actress, who starred in that film opposite Justin Timberlake, told the Huffington Post last summer about her oddest date.
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“I had a date ask me one time if I had found God,” she said. “I’m a sick human being — I mean, I answered, ‘Yeah, he’s in my pants.’ So, the date didn’t go that much longer because my date thought that was crass, and I thought that asking me about God was crass.”
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Note to selves: Do not ask Mila if she has found God on a date.
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON
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This beauty says her well-publicized divorce from Ryan Reynolds really threw her for a loop.
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“I didn’t really know what to do with myself,” she told Vanity Fair. “It was such a strange time. There was nothing that was interesting to me. I had a very public separation. It was difficult. I felt very uncomfortable.”
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Here’s hoping she’s over her discomfort and ready to fall in love again! With us!
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DIANNA AGRON
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“Glee” actress Dianna Agron split from “Captain America” star Sebastian Stan late last year, and now she’s single!
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Us Weekly claims the two broke up because she has a jealous side. The New York Post said the reason behind the split was their bicoastal romance became too much to bear.
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We don’t really care. We just care that we can now make our move!
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EMILIA CLARKE
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The British “Game of Thrones” star, who is currently single, was interviewed by theNew York Times last fall, and the writer (sort of) said we need to keep our paws off her!
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“I did not ask her about the sex scenes in ‘Game of Thrones,’” Will Self wrote, “I did not ask her about what it’s like to become a sex symbol fresh out of drama school, I did not ask her who she’s dating. As I believe I’ve had cause to remark, Emilia Clarke is a nice English middle-class girl, and these are things that even a fairly nasty middle-class Englishman like me does not put to someone young enough to be his daughter. So, to all you out there in TV-land who fantasize about Daenerys, I suggest you keep your grubby psychic fingers off Ms. Clarke.”
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Nooooo!
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DAKOTA FANNING
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EAST COASTERS, TAKE NOTE: Word around town is that Dakota, 17, is on the prowl for a bf at New York University in Manhattan, where she is currently studying!
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She tells Cosmopolitan magazine, “There’s something exciting about the idea of going to a city and meeting a guy. I’ve had really only one boyfriend – just someone I went to school with. It’s strange when you meet people who are like, ‘I met my husband in college.’ It’s weird to think about, like, ‘Is that guy my husband?’”
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“(I fantasize) about meeting someone in a coffee shop,” the “Twilight” star continued, “and you drop something and they pick it up, you know?” (we know…)
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Sadly, she added, “I never have enough time for anything like that.”
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Well make time! We’re, like, totally worth it!
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LEA MICHELE
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Here’s another single sweetie! Lea split from her bf of a year, actor Theo Stockman, last fall. And we’re kinda glad!
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“This is not a dramatic breakup, the relationship just ran its course,” her rep said in a statement. “They are still friends and will always be friends.”
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CHARLIZE THERON
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Charlize was in a nine-year relationship with Irish actor Stuart Townsend, but that ended in 2010. As far as we know, the star of the upcoming “Snow White and the Huntsman” is just waiting by the phone for us to call!
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LILY COLLINS
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The 22-year-old actress and daughter of musician Phil Collins says she’s had quite a few celeb crushes in her life – including Leo DiCaprio and Justin Timberlake!
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Lily, Taylor Lautner’s ex (duh), was reportedly spotted on a “date” with Zac Efron earlier this week, but there’s no official word that the two are an item..
Which one of these beauties would you most like to spend V-Day with?